Bond ... James Bond

I'm trying out for dance head tonight for Erev Shira next year - ahhhhhh! I'm dancing to James Bond, and I have decided that no matter what, I am going to dance next year. I think I have solved the issue of why I've been unhappy.
Can someone please explain to me why gay men are stereotyped as having that weird, artificial voice?

The Signing

The hustle and bustle
of people in the street
looking into the shadowy room
to try and catch a glimpse
of the esteemed and senseless author

who sat behind a desk
and a stack of books,
all with the same title:
Anything and Everything,
by the Deauthorized Author.

No one knows his name;
no one knows his story.
But everyone knows
of his brilliant philosophy
and everyone wishes
to have a memoir of his.

So they all line up
and buy books signed
Don N. Sunset,
Senselessly wondering what his name is.

Get Off the Streets!

I learned how to drive stick-shift yesterday!! Papa was reduced to cursing by the end. I nearly killed the engine and 10 other people besides, but I can drive stick!